- If you knew to an absolute moral certainty that you could capture and consume a live infant without being caught, how many do you suppose you could eat in a weekend?
- Have you ever been spanked erotically by someone who was not your current legal spouse? Just yes or no, please.
- Nominee, do you regard these slacks as accentuating my basket in an un-senatorial fashion?
- Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about…your mother.
- Kindly rise, and sing the 1979 hit, The Piña Colada Song, also known as Escape
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